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About Babushka Exchange |
How do you really feel about yourself? Has your life become empty and meaningless? Do your friends no longer return your phone calls? Have you put on a few pounds? Is the daily commute from and to work become the highlight of your seemingly hopeless, and empty life? We here at Babushka Exchange understand the feelings you may be experiencing and have found a way to help. In a 5 year research study, through extensive tests and surveys, we have concluded that the key to happiness rests in having a proper grandmother.
Welcome
to the only site on the internet facilitating the exchange of your grandmother
for another Babushka. People often ask us why such a web site became to be in
the first place. There are three very good answers.
The bull market of Babushka exchanging has been developing since the time the
internet was still at its stages of infancy. We now have the means and technology
to make scientifically assessed exchanges based upon your needs
and desires.
With the Shengen Agreement, and expansion of the European Union, we are now able to easily facilitate free movement of babushkas westward without the added cost of titillating Bureaucracy. Thirdly, we at Bx want to provide a public service. In the fast paced life of the 21 Century, people are subconsciously becoming more and more frustrated and flustered because they are confused by the concept of a harmonious and frictionless life, accepting the barren trees of timeless experiences and eternal fulfillment as the flora norm. (Come on, you know what we're talking about)
The presence of a new Babushka can alleviate all of these symptoms before they become seasoned, caustic and irreversible. Until Babushka Exchange, there was no pill for this ill. Having a new babushka can prevent alcoholism and drug abuse, or as seen in many cases, at least delay it.
The Babushka:
It has now become clear to us that even though the word babushka was introduced into the American and English dictionary as early as 1977, it still has not yet entirely become a household term. People need to be made aware of their presence. They live and breath amongst us, yet according to a recent internet poll, 61% of Americans do not know what a babushka is. Babushka is literally the Russian word for Grandmother, but in fact, as you may soon learn, is much more than that.
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Main Entry:
ba·bush·ka Pronunciation: b&-'büsh-k&, -'bush- Function: noun Etymology: Russian, grandmother, diminutive of baba old woman Date: 1938 1 a : a usually triangularly folded kerchief for the head b : a head covering resembling a babushka 2 : an elderly Russian woman |
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The secret of happiness, it turns out, lies not in wealth, power, love,or success. The truth to life happiness lies in having the right Babushka. Some of you out there may have been fortunate enough to have had one presented to you on a silver platter. Most of us were not. Finding happiness may mean going no further than a few clicks of the mouse. You will soon learn that this Happiness enjoys a tremendously range of applications.
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